The new guys at Wonkette spotted this gem in KidPost, the Washington Post's mini-section aimed at younger readers.

As the boyz point out, V.P. Cheney struggled all week to explain why he kept the fact of his shooting of a close friend from the American public for almost 24 hours, KidPost editors were able to make it simple enough for their readers...in 100 words or less.
- posted by C @ 6:00:00 PM