Download a copy of the U.S. Constitution for your iPod, thanks to ACS.
Now, Dr. Glenn can replace his old laundered pocket version of the revered document with a more hip version.
The real question is whether originalists will accept this manifestation: surely the Framers did not envision such a use for their handiwork. I can't find the word "iPod" anywhere in the U.S. Constitution; therefore, "iPods" don't exist. (But the right to a missile launcher does.)